I received one of those “please help me” spam messages, properly flagged by Google (Gmail Apps) but I had to read it anyway. Let me summarize this poor girls wife.
- Her name is Laura, a single child.
- She’s 26 Yrs old, and makes Cloth, lives in England.
- Mother was in hospital undergoing Breast Cancer Treatments
- Father died in a car accident while driving to see said sick mother. (She wishes both souls to rest in peace, at least)
- But! Father owned a Real Estate & Gas Station business.
- Wait, WTF is a Real Estate & Gas Station business? Dunno, but it’s worth $57,000,000 . . yes, that’s 57 million POUNDS
- Laura is now struggling, and looking for someone to ‘guild’ her, to properly feed herself.
- Laura tried to get some of that 57,000,000 from bank.
- Bank says “No!!” She can only get money if:
- at least 40 yrs old
- Or if married, then husband gets it
- Now, she’s looking for a trustworthy individual to be her husband. (Wow, maybe that’s me????)
- If I am married and still want to help, then I can be a relative or next of kin to claim this 57,000,000. Nice.
BTW – Now, she’s going to DIE cuz she can no longer feed herself due to the anguish. I better get on that plane to visit this Real Estate & Gas Station business.